Prestatyn & Aberswyth NHS World Cup 2022

The Prestatyn and Aberswyth NHS Trust today announced plans to host the 2022 FIFA World Cup. It is believed, largely by the Trust themselves, that this could bring in revenue upward of a Kidney Machine.

A spokesman announced: ‘After the success of London 2012, where a Velodrome was built instead of a Hospital, surely an event where a Stadium is built to eventually fund a Hospital will be all the more impressive.’

Sepp Blatter was quoted as saying ‘It’s just what the Doctor ordered’ before suggesting that women footballers marry him.

England Fans waiting for tickets outside a Hospital.

A large stumbling point remains the fact that the Trust currently has no football pitches at all. Plans to utilise the 3 Car Parks have been temporarily shelved through fear of losing income.

South London Healthcare meanwhile are employing the talents of Kevin Spacey to help revitalise their Theatre Productions and bring back the punters, whilst the Humberside NHS Foundation Trust have taken the easy option of merging with some Somalian Pirates.

*Please note this is not Rhyl.