The Jeremy Hunt Poem

Hunt by Name, Hunt by Nature

My name is Jeremy Hunt
So I told my Advisor to have a punt
This could be magnificent
For if there’s trouble, I’ll take the brunt
Of course it’s not a political stunt

He was common, so he gave a grunt
I said speak properly, I’m a Viscount
I’m Culture Sec, the new James Blunt
We won’t get caught, I’m no deviant

The man on the street, he’s a dirty runt
“What if it brings a Popular Front”
We’ll get by, give the man the shunt

My name is Jeremy Hunt
And I’m a complete … Tory.


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TSL - 29/04/2012